"DO YOU HAVE SNAPCHAT OMFG"
yes! basically you guys can find me on everything with ‘alondranevarez’
"can i add you on facebook?"
Umm if you find it & tell me you’re from tumblr, sure.
"Ever taken acting classes?"
i had drama class for 6 months
thats why i’m fabulous
"i snuck out of math class, into a catholic school, into the boys bathroom and gave a guy head. i didnt even like him, i just didnt wanna go to math..whats your reaction?"
"How do you impress a lady?"
i’m not so sure.. i just love it when a guy is funny :)
"How come you didn't answer me last night?"
cuz i was busy fucking your mom
"DO YOU THINK YOU'RE A LOVEY PERSON?? LIKE ROMANTIC?"
lol of course! i’ve said some sweet stuff
-man this one time, the police were near & i was like “aww they’re coming for me because i stole their heart”
-they were selling those fake kind of roses at a roller skating place this thursday and i was telling my friend that i was gonna take it to this guy there & say “here, it’ll last you forever just like our love”
she was cracking up :p
- and this friday i heard these guys saying something cute and i was like “aww thats so sweet my tooth is hurting”
lol i’m so dumb
"can i see a pic of your beautiful boobs Hun<3(:"
here you go babes
"Do you have a boyfriend? You're really pretty(;"
thanks love :)
"Ouch I thought you wer nice"
sorry i can’t help you :(
"so i know this is random but i totally fell for this guy last year, as in completely head over heels for him, and I'm pretty darn shire he felt the same way. we wer so perfect together. but i didn't see him at all over the summer and we stooped talking over the summer and I'm sure he's moved on, but i haven't and I'm still madly in love with this kid and it kills not to be with him. any advise?"
"who would be coconuts not to with you?? you seem so awesome :c"
"What happened? Obviously something happened. Just know that it'll get better. <3"
"I cannot believe you are cheating on Tom Daley with Blake Griffin!!¡¡¡¡"
SORRY but a girls gotta do what a girls gotta do.
you mean this sexy ass?
Okay one time i met him and we got married after one day because i’m like so awesome he fell in love with me. he started working too hard for the olympics so i let him stay away from me for a while. we’re still together though so back off